A man walks in and says, "I'll have an RC and a MoonPie."
The guy behind the counter says, "You must be from the South."
The man is a little miffed and says, "If I walked in and ordered Peking Duck and hot tea would you say I must be from China?"
"If I ordered Pasta Carbonara and Chianti would you say I must be from Italy?"
"Then why do you say I must be from the South when I order an RC-Cola and MoonPie?"
"Because THIS is a hardware store."